Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Are you there Père Noël? It's me, Bijou.

Besides world peace and instant weight loss, here are some untangibles (or unexist-ables) that I'd like for Christmas this year:

1)Improved etiquette for certain bus passengers with whom I regularly share my commute.

2) Easier border crossings for Bo and myself.

3) A chance meeting with someone I know on a sidewalk in Montreal.

4) Blackboard chalk with moisturizing lotion in it.

5) One day, (or dare I ask for a few days?) where my students are all well-behaved, all at once.

6) Unlimited hot water for marathon showers.

7) A signed contract for the sale of my house, or better yet, the proceeds in the bank.

8) A cure for my cousin's cancer.

9) Less ridiculousness in advertising and promotions.

10) A self-cleaning kitchen.

I'm realizing that many of the "items" on this list (at least #s 1,2,3,6,8 and 9) could become blog entries in and of themselves. I'd better get writing! My many faithful readers could give me input as to what you'd like to hear about...In fact I think I'll write about #9 right now. Read on!

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Les escaliers: a photo essay











As promised, staircases! I took these photos recently while walking in a neighborhood near mine. The last photo was taken on the street where I live. The bright turquoise staircase on the left is just across from my apartment and is one of the staircases you can just barely see in one of my Urban Arbres photos. You can also notice the bright green recycling bins on many of the balconies. As these photos show, some staircases are straight; some are curly... and when they're lined up all in a row, it's a graphic feast for the eyes. Bon appétit.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Leaf Peepers

Last weekend the weather was outstanding for the end of October and Bo and I decided to go for a hike. Sandwiches packed, we made it out the door before 10 am.

We headed for the nearest mountain, Mont St. Hilaire, about 45 minutes away. As we approached the entrance to the park we realized we were not the only city dwellers with this idea. Imagining the crowded and noisy trails, we retreated. We pulled over a few minutes later and took the following photos:



We decided to keep heading away from the city in search of just the right park in which to have lunch and a long stroll. We made it all the way to Sorel where there is a ferry that takes cars and passengers across the St. Lawrence river. We had our picnic in the car and enjoyed the sun and breezes on the upper deck.

We never did find a park to stroll in and we finally found our way back to the city a good four-plus hours later. But it was a beautiful day nonetheless. The scenery was wonderful, as was the company. After supper we did go for a hike...in our neighborhood.

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Miam-miam!

Or, as we say in English...yum, yum!

I made a gustative discovery this week thanks to one of my students. When AJ is staying at his mom's, he comes to school with fresh-baked pastries and wholesome sandwiches and organic fruit. When he is staying at his dad's, things are less "gourmet." Recently, in addition to a sandwich, AJ had a bottle of diet iced tea and a bag of Ruffles. He was generous and shared his junk food with all of us...fortunately for his teacher because I discovered the glorious flavor of:



I've never seen this flavor before in the States. It is kind of like BBQ and salt and vinegar put together. (I notice a vinegar bottle, a red pepper, and a green onion on the packaging). Whatever the secret recipe is... they're darn good!

In my photo shoot for this blog entry I noticed that the flavor of these chips is not only glorious, but "simulated!" Oh boy! Betcha want to run out and get some now!



But seriously, they're delicious. If you're in a junk food mood the next time you're in Canada, stop by any neighborhood gas station and grab a bag!

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Urban Arbres



This is a photo of part of the acre of land I own in New York State. (It, and the house that sits on it, are for sale, anyone?)

I love all those trees. Regal white pines and many other varieties shelter an array of wildlife. I regularly saw deer, great blue herons, woodpeckers (including twice a pileated woodpecker), ground hogs, squirrels (mostly of the flying variety), finches, blue jays, cardinals, turkeys, turkey vultures, bats, and of course, mice and crows.

The trees also sheltered the human and feline residents of said acre (that would be Bo and Chico and me) by providing a curtain of foliage between us, the road, and the neighbors. Such privacy...I was spoiled by it and able to walk around in whatever I pleased! Chico was in his birthday suit all the time! I had no curtains on any of the windows.

When I moved to the city, I figured that was all over. Curtains on every window, I thought!

What a pleasant surprise that Bo and I were able to find an apartment that is almost equally sheltered by trees all around! I haven't seen nearly as much wildlife though; only some alley cats, kids and your average city-dweller (montrealeris appartementocratus). (Surpisingly no link was available for this species. Stay tuned to further blog postings. I may spot one and capture it with my digital lens.)

Here is a shot from our back balcony:
A white birch tree and a sort of willow that provide a curtain between us and all of our neighbors on the right side of the alley (including one neighbor's above-ground pool). As you can see from the left side of the alley, we do actually have the need for some curtains...). This picture was taken in July, but the leaves today are still just as green and full (not for long I'm sure!).

The photos that follow were all taken from our front balcony (yes, we have two balconies!):




The last one is a look at our bedroom window. The trees in the front are ash trees and have almost completely lost their leaves. Soon the tourists in the tower of the Olympic Stadium will be able to put a quarter in one of those alien looking binocular things and monitor our every move.

In the first photo taken from the front balcony, notice the staircases...they will be the subject of a future posting.

The weather has slowly turned towards crisp and the sound of my feet rustling in the ash leaves as I head out curtain shopping tells me that fall is finally here. Enjoy the season!

Monday, October 8, 2007

Technology breakthrough for Bijou

OK, I have a digital camera. It is not perfect. I am not perfect. We're quite a pair.

First of all, I suffer from battery frustrations of all kinds.

Second of all, I lost a nice digital camera in February 2006 (right after my first trip to Quebec's winter carnival). My parents were nice enough to buy me a new one. That then left me with two cables with which to connect the camera to my computer to download the pictures. Well, both of my cables are in my storage unit in NY, so I have been unable to add any interesting personal pictures to my blog.

Breakthrough: I realized today that I can insert the memory disk from my camera into my printer which then imports the photos to my computer! Yay for me! Yay for the three or four faithful visitors to "la-la land" (as I like to call it)!

*This technology breakthrough was brought to you by HP, Mac, and the Staples USB cable that connected the two to make the following post possible!

Saturday, September 29, 2007

The agony of "la route"



Or... the thrill of commuting!

In the last four weeks I have been mostly: at work, preparing for work, recovering from work, or traveling to and from work.

When I moved here, I was excited by the idea of commuting via public transportation. My “practice runs” took about an hour each direction, give or take 10 minutes. That’s by far the longest commute I’d ever faced but I knew that I wouldn’t have the stress of driving in city traffic, which would “likely take me just as long anyway”. Plus I wouldn’t have to deal with parking. And the idealistic idea of doing some preparation on the subway was enticing.

Well on the first day of school it was about 85 degrees out and I didn’t want to meet my students for the first time sweaty from the un-air-conditioned trains and buses. So I decided to drive “just this once.” I left extra early to give myself plenty of time and arrived at school 25 minutes later! (I even had to wait around for twenty minutes until someone arrived to unlock the building!)

Since then, I have unfortunately become a part of the traffic. I have adjusted my departure time and it generally takes about 35 minutes to get to school. On the way home a bit longer. I have become quite familiar with my route and even some short cuts that make me feel like a local. But that familiarity does not ease the stress that comes along with the drive.

At every light, five or six or more cars, and the other species of bus and taxi, can be seen jockeying for position. There are many one-way streets, so at any given intersection there may be cars waiting to turn...sometimes right, sometimes left. The trick is to find your way into the lane where you won’t be held up by cars waiting to turn. And "everyone else's" destination is more important than mine, of course.

Turn signals, patience, and courtesy are rare. Quick braking, being cut off, and blaring horns are common. Yellow lights mean speed up (so you won’t have to wait for the next light). The traffic signals seem to come from a box of Lucky Charms. There are flashing or non-flashing circles, arrows, diamonds, X’s, but no clovers or hearts! Drivers can be seen eating, talking on cell phones, shaving with electric razors, playing air guitar, reading the newspaper, doing crossword puzzles, and of course smoking. Sometimes two or more of these activities are taking place simultaneously

The roads are rough, bumpy, (harsh winters are hard on the roads) and we are still in construction season, so you can go from three lanes to one to two with little more warning than the barricade that appears before you.

Oh...and the bicycles...These people are crazy, gutsy, indignant and cocky. They jump curbs and potholes and zigzag in and out of cars, parked or moving. Although I’m sure I've never seen a bicyclist shaving or playing air guitar, I’ve witnessed so many "other" activities. I’ve previously spoken about cycling attire, but never mentioned the mandatory fashion accessory of iPod earbuds.

And off I go, on the road again, see you at the next red light!